I did sneak into the Piaza Club to catch a glimpse of Jay. I'm probably too old to do such a thing, but I really didn't care all that much then. So he was there, with Nan Quan Ma Ma, and a couple of security guards. I was too shy to go near their table and didn't have the guts to ask for an autograph on a poker card. I did have the urge to go up to him to ask him...

"Was the shower in your suite out of order? Why didn't you take a shower, change out of the clothes you performed in, remove your makeup and clean the wax out of your hair, before you start playing cards?"

Tsk.... dirty dirty boy.